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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming in the US on HBO Max. You can also rent or buy it digitally.

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What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Directed by Mary Bronstein

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You cast

  • Rose ByrneLinda
  • Conan O'BrienTherapist
  • A$AP RockyJames
  • Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
  • Delaney QuinnChild
  • Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
  • Ivy WolkDiana
  • Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You FAQ

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max in the US.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?

No, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You isn't on Netflix in the US right now. It's streaming on HBO Max instead.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Amazon Prime Video?

It isn't included with Prime, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was first released on October 10, 2025.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 113 minutes (1h 53m).

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R in the US.

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